II. How can I increase the chances of my Reality Carnival submissions being posted?
1 Make most headlines have a humorous, mind-stretching, or odd edge to them.
2 Make sure that most submissions are at least somewhat humorous, mind-stretching, or odd.
3 Don't capitalize every word.
4. As you'll find in many newspaper headlines, omit articles (like "the", "a", and "an"). Instead of "A girl discovers that she has a chip in her brain" write "Girl discovers she has chip in her brain."
5. Where possible, try to make headlines have a noun and a verb.