I. How Can I become an Associate Editor for RealityCarnival.Com?
Impress your friends and loved ones by telling them you are an Associate Editor of RealityCarnival. How? Submit ten headlines that get selected for posting to the main page of RealityCarnival, and you can be listed as an Associate Editor. (Your submissions should be through the normal route of clicking on the woman's face.)
Get five headlines accepted, and you can be listed as an Editorial Board Member.
Get two headlines accepted, and you can be listed as a Contributor.
You can maintain your lofty title so long as you continue to be active. (For example, you'll probably be removed from the list if you don't post anything for a month.)